Geil!!!
Also meine Favoriten sind 5. (gift) 6. (was attacked by one) und 9. (Terrorist).
Wie ma auf soviel Blödsinn kommen kann???
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| Autor: | Dr.Torque [ Sonntag 30. Dezember 2007, 17:44 ] |
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Diese Umfrage bringt mich immer wieder zum lachen. Einfach genial! This was actually posted very briefly on the McDonnell Douglas website by an employee there who obviously has a sense of humor. The company, of course, does not (have a sense of humor) and made the web department take it down immediately. ----- Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty registration card below. Answering the survey questions is not required, but the information will help us to develop new products that best meet your needs and desires. 1. [_] Mr. [_] Mrs. [_] Ms. [_] Lt. [_] Gen. [_] Comrade [_] Classified [_] Other First Name: ............... Initial: .. Last Name: ............... Code Name: .............. Password: ........ (max 8 char) Latitude-Longitude-Altitude: .... .... .... 2. Which model aircraft did you purchase? [_] F-14 Tomcat [_] F-15 Eagle [_] F-16 Falcon [_] F-117A Stealth [_] Classified 3. Date of purchase (Year/Month/Day): 19../../.. 4. Serial Number: .............................. 5. Please check where this product was purchased: [_] Received as gift / aid package [_] Catalog showroom [_] Independent arms broker [_] Mail order [_] Discount store [_] Government surplus [_] Classified 6. Please check how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas product you have just purchased: [_] Heard loud noise, looked up [_] Store display [_] Espionage [_] Recommended by friend / relative / ally [_] Political lobbying by manufacturer [_] Was attacked by one 7. Please check the three (3) factors that most influenced your decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product: [_] Speed / maneuverability [_] Price / value [_] Comfort / convenience [_] Kickback / bribe [_] Recommended by salesperson [_] McDonnell Douglas reputation [_] Advanced Weapons Systems [_] Backroom politics [_] Negative experience opposing one in combat 8. Please check the location(s) where this product will be used: [_] Iraq [_] North America [_] Central / South America [_] Iraq [_] Europe [_] Africa [_] Iraq [_] Asia / Far East [_] Misc. Third World countries [_] Iraq [_] Aircraft carrier [_] Classified 9. How would you describe yourself or your organization? (Check all that apply:) [_] Communist / Socialist [_] Terrorist [_] Crazed [_] Neutral [_] Democratic [_] Dictatorship [_] Corrupt [_] Primitive / Tribal 10. Your occupation: [_] Homemaker [_] Sales / marketing [_] Revolutionary [_] Clerical [_] Mercenary [_] Tyrant [_] Middle management [_] Eccentric billionaire [_] Defense Minister / General [_] Retired [_] Student 11. To help us understand our customers' lifestyles, please indicate the interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy participating on a regular basis: [_] Golf [_] Boating / sailing [_] Running / jogging [_] Sabotage [_] Propaganda / disinformation [_] Destabilization / overthrow [_] Black market / smuggling [_] Collectibles / collections [_] Watching sports on TV [_] Interrogation / torture [_] Household pets [_] Crushing rebellions [_] Espionage / reconnaissance [_] Border disputes [_] Mutually Assured Destruction [_] Fashion clothing Thank you for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. Your answers will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell Douglas serve you better in the future - as well as allowing you to receive mailings and special offers from other companies, governments, extremist groups, and mysterious consortia. As a bonus for responding to this survey, you will be registered to win a brand new F-117A in our Desert Thunder Sweepstakes! |
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| Autor: | Wild-Wuggis [ Sonntag 30. Dezember 2007, 18:32 ] |
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Geil!!! Also meine Favoriten sind 5. (gift) 6. (was attacked by one) und 9. (Terrorist). Wie ma auf soviel Blödsinn kommen kann???
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| Autor: | divingbrothers [ Sonntag 30. Dezember 2007, 18:50 ] |
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hmm... ob da wirklich nur eine humor gehabt hat, oder doch ein offizieller fragebogen unabsichtlich an die öffentlichkeit gelangt ist 
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| Autor: | Wild-Wuggis [ Sonntag 30. Dezember 2007, 19:13 ] |
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divingbrothers hat geschrieben: hmm...
ob da wirklich nur eine humor gehabt hat, oder doch ein offizieller fragebogen unabsichtlich an die öffentlichkeit gelangt ist Hmmmm... Also Frage 9 is dann sicher a Fangfrage gewesen... Gehört wohl zur Offensive von "Krieg gegen den Terrorismus" 
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| Autor: | hman27 [ Montag 31. Dezember 2007, 13:23 ] |
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Also wenn man den Bogen für die Einreise in die USA kennt, dann kommt einen so eine Umfrage sehr realistisch vor. Da wird auch gefragt ob man Terrorist ist und hat die Möglichkeit mit Ja oder Nein zu antworten. Frag mi nur was passiert, wenn man sich da 'verkreuzelt' |
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| Autor: | gavriel [ Dienstag 1. Januar 2008, 02:57 ] |
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Ich hab meins vom örtlichen Diskonter. Das erste Mal hab ich bei einer Werkspionage im Zuge eines LostPlaceCaches davon erfahren. Wo ich es einsetzen werde ist geheim, aber für mich als Tyrannin eines primitiven Clans ist es genau das richtige Werkzeug. Ansonsten intressiere ich mich noch für den Schwarzmarkt, Modeschnickschnack, Golf und Befragungstechnik. Darf ich jetzt nimmer einreisen? Angesichts der Fragebögen für USA traue ich denen zu, dass sie sowas teilweise ernst meinen. |
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